Either I got bigger (Insert bald german guy joke) or this thing is targeted for gym dudes.
Regardless of that, when I put it on, it's like a whole new world (Insert Aladdin song) opens before me, people treat me differently, they treat me as one of their own.
I feel accepted by the community now, I think I have embraced its power, and now I shall share the secret with my family and friends.
The key to freedom is only ~18 EUR